Phrases to think upon

1) A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

2) There comes a time when you stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

3) People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

4) Never be afraid to try something new.

5) Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

6) You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

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